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Dec 30th

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If I May Say

i’m thinking about new year’s and resolutions and it occurred to me that i have basically the same ones every year, like everyone else eat better spend less take better care of myself be more responsible but really my only resolution is to continue on as i always have, being a tiny asshole

Dec 30th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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nativityscenegirl: i think i just heard you say “thats so gay” there are some other things you could say retarded jewy abortiontastic

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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: I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina, And Other... →

marxisforbros: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m really, really sorry. I’m sorry I looked at you while you were watching TV. I’m sorry I lowered the window. I’m sorry it’s not organic. I’m sorry I got you so many Christmas presents. I’m sorry I cut my hair without asking you first. I’m sorry I…

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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faecbuk

an ad just asked “do you ‘like’ sleeping?” as if i’ve lied about loving sleep

Dec 19th

customer: can i order a large coffee
me: would you like any cream or sugar in it?
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customer: *winks*

Dec 19th

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someone call the police i don’t know how to be sweet without being a little bit of an asshole lol

Dec 19th

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this just in

i will make you go on a date with me and you will like it YOU WILL LIKE IT

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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reads update wait what wait what the oh okay so i guess jade is wait ???? oh man they can see karkat’s blood color wait what is jade

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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iwenttoawishingwell-182times replied to your post: When Telling Friends of Tumblr & They Don’t Know Me That Well I don’t tell anyone my tumblr username….ahaha but shelby i have your tumblr lol idk i just figure if anyone knows me in actual life they know i’m extraordinarily odd so my blog won’t surprise them TOO much rofl

Dec 15th

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When Telling Friends of Tumblr & They Don't Know...

oh god what geeky things did i post did i write anything bad oh god what embarrassing thing have i forgotten to take down but in the end i mean it’s alright i don’t care that much

Dec 15th

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