my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
#DADS
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phyllis on her sick bed. she sprained her leg while she was freaking out about her breakfast.
ahhhhhh <3
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